Massive Disruption due to illegal fireworks

What was Do Nothing Tom Butt doing on the 4th when hundreds of Richmond residents were complaining about illegal fireworks?

His ant farm needed tending
Tom found some new 1946 nickels to catalogue.

Tom needed to finish that new edition of Archie comics.

One moron actually told us on 7th Street that he shoot off all the fireworks he wanted because the Mayor told him so.

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